Handy Response to Un-Appreciated Letter

Did you ever get a letter from someone that lit your fuse? A friend of mine recently did, and asked for my advice for a response.

I recalled a response that I heard many years ago when I worked in a bank..

The response:


Dear Sir,

I am sitting in the smallest room in the house and I have your letter before me.

reading on toilet

Soon it will be behind me.

Yours truly….



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